And "Ye" said some old guy in the bible..."The Lord shall give you children, and they shall be a thing to cherish as they grow, their cuteness will overshadow all others, their intelligence and agility will be above any other child, and as they continue to feast upon your sustenance, and as they grow stronger and begin to withdraw shekels from your pocket book even though the sheep haven't been tended or the cows milked and the days pass and they learn new and interesting words it will only be the remembrance of their cuteness and early signs of intelligence that allowed them to get to this stage in life."...and Adam said to the old Guy "Is there not anything we can do to avert this suffering?"...and the old Guy laughed and the sky rumbled and then a voice from above said..."I brought you into this world and got you guys to this point. Now its your turn. Karma's a bitch."....and Adam wailed and Eve ran off looking for a snack...and the old Guy just laughed and laughed...and thus God's first practical joke upon man was to bestow them with little versions of themselves that will go through all the trials, tribulations and "I can't even's" that Adam and Eve put God through.